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"I have to go manage some anger."

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Death in Love 75 (9:57:42 PM): SCHOOL IS GONNA START IN 5 DAYS :'(
ginger snaps1318 (9:58:16 PM): DON'T FUCKING REMIND ME, YOU EVIL PERSON!!!!!!!!!!
Death in Love 75 (9:58:50 PM): lmao
Death in Love 75 (9:59:10 PM): Sorry..
Death in Love 75 (9:59:12 PM): I reminded me too
ginger snaps1318 (9:59:17 PM): damn you!!
ginger snaps1318 (9:59:26 PM): reminding people of such horrid things
Death in Love 75 (9:59:30 PM): :-(
Death in Love 75 (9:59:38 PM): Well! You can't hide from the truth!!
ginger snaps1318 (9:59:44 PM): yes you can!!
ginger snaps1318 (9:59:48 PM): *hides from truth*
ginger snaps1318 (9:59:49 PM): hah!
ginger snaps1318 (9:59:53 PM): truth can't see mee!!!
ginger snaps1318 (9:59:55 PM): i win!!
Death in Love 75 (9:59:59 PM): lmao
Death in Love 75 (10:00:03 PM): I could just remind you again..
ginger snaps1318 (10:00:39 PM): la la la la!!!!!!!!
ginger snaps1318 (10:00:43 PM): i can't hear you!!!!
Death in Love 75 (10:00:44 PM): School
Death in Love 75 (10:00:46 PM): 5 days
Death in Love 75 (10:00:47 PM): Monday.
Death in Love 75 (10:00:52 PM): *covers eyes* I'm scared.
ginger snaps1318 (10:01:00 PM): la la ducking la!!!!
ginger snaps1318 (10:01:02 PM): ha
ginger snaps1318 (10:01:04 PM): ducking....
ginger snaps1318 (10:01:06 PM): *fucking
Death in Love 75 (10:01:08 PM): ducking..
Death in Love 75 (10:01:10 PM): hahaha...
Death in Love 75 (10:01:16 PM): duck you too.
ginger snaps1318 (10:01:24 PM): duck you more
Death in Love 75 (10:02:09 PM): :-(
Death in Love 75 (10:02:16 PM): You name the place.
Death in Love 75 (10:02:16 PM): lol
ginger snaps1318 (10:02:30 PM): zimbabwe...
ginger snaps1318 (10:02:36 PM): when?
ginger snaps1318 (10:02:38 PM): and how hard?
Death in Love 75 (10:03:18 PM): 2 am. September 1st. Hard. How do I get there?
ginger snaps1318 (10:03:34 PM): hehehe....
ginger snaps1318 (10:03:35 PM): ride me, baby
Death in Love 75 (10:03:50 PM): Haha
Death in Love 75 (10:03:57 PM): Just like that mo-
Death in Love 75 (10:04:05 PM): motor vehicle.
ginger snaps1318 (10:04:10 PM): moose?
Death in Love 75 (10:04:15 PM): MOTOR VEHICLE.
ginger snaps1318 (10:04:19 PM): mhmm
ginger snaps1318 (10:04:23 PM): keep telling yourself that
ginger snaps1318 (10:04:34 PM): *cough*moose fucker*cough*
Death in Love 75 (10:04:54 PM): I DIDN'T DUCK THE MOOSE
Death in Love 75 (10:04:56 PM): I RODE THE MOOSE
ginger snaps1318 (10:05:28 PM): hahahaha
ginger snaps1318 (10:05:31 PM): uh huh...
ginger snaps1318 (10:05:32 PM): sure
ginger snaps1318 (10:05:38 PM): and i didn't duck the mexican
Death in Love 75 (10:05:39 PM): I didn't duck the moose..
Death in Love 75 (10:05:39 PM): lol
Death in Love 75 (10:05:47 PM): Oh yeah, sure. The one who smuggled over the border?
ginger snaps1318 (10:06:00 PM): yes
ginger snaps1318 (10:06:06 PM): with the austrian sausage
Death in Love 75 (10:06:21 PM): What the hell?
Death in Love 75 (10:06:44 PM): Who ever heard of a Austrian sausage, Mexican smuggle pirate?
ginger snaps1318 (10:07:45 PM): hey, he was a damn good duck!!!
ginger snaps1318 (10:07:55 PM): who cares where he came from or what he smuggled?
Death in Love 75 (10:08:14 PM): You won't be saying that when you get some weird Austrian STD!
ginger snaps1318 (10:08:37 PM): i am a weird austrian std!!
Death in Love 75 (10:08:44 PM): ...
ginger snaps1318 (10:08:44 PM): austrian stds look like american people...
Death in Love 75 (10:08:45 PM): SARS..
Death in Love 75 (10:08:52 PM): I'll remember not to..
Death in Love 75 (10:08:53 PM): touch you..
ginger snaps1318 (10:09:09 PM): wait till i see you...you get tackled, bitch
Death in Love 75 (10:09:35 PM): Well, like, if I get an Austrian STD, does that mean I'll look like an American?
ginger snaps1318 (10:10:01 PM): you look like an american now
ginger snaps1318 (10:10:02 PM): ...
Death in Love 75 (10:10:14 PM): Are you calling me fat?
ginger snaps1318 (10:10:29 PM): yes
ginger snaps1318 (10:10:38 PM): fat american moose ducker!!!!
Death in Love 75 (10:11:35 PM): Duck you! You ducking Mexican-ducking, Austrian STD
ginger snaps1318 (10:12:54 PM): oh naw you didn't, nigga!!!
ginger snaps1318 (10:13:02 PM): don't make me kick yo' punk ass!
Death in Love 75 (10:13:46 PM): *backs up* don't make me sick my moose on you
ginger snaps1318 (10:14:08 PM): bitch, i'll duck your moose better than he's ever been ducked before!!!
Death in Love 75 (10:14:28 PM): You keep your ducking whore-ish ways away from my moose bitch!@
Death in Love 75 (10:14:30 PM): *!
ginger snaps1318 (10:14:43 PM): that's not what you said last night!!!
Death in Love 75 (10:14:50 PM): I WAS AT KAYLA'S LAST NIGHT
ginger snaps1318 (10:15:10 PM): *gasp*
ginger snaps1318 (10:15:16 PM): you're....you're cheating on me?!?
ginger snaps1318 (10:15:21 PM): you ungrateful whore!!!!!
Death in Love 75 (10:16:06 PM): You were with the Mexican last night! Don't deny it!
ginger snaps1318 (10:16:24 PM): i was not!
ginger snaps1318 (10:16:28 PM): who did you hear that from?
Death in Love 75 (10:17:00 PM): Oh, I heard you.. I heard you all the way from Kayla's house. Screaming, "Oh.. Mexican.. harder!"
ginger snaps1318 (10:17:17 PM): HA!!!
ginger snaps1318 (10:17:29 PM): a lot you know....i don't call him mexican
ginger snaps1318 (10:17:33 PM): i call him by his name
Death in Love 75 (10:17:45 PM): =-O
Death in Love 75 (10:18:09 PM): God.. I hate neighbors.. I swear, I knew they had Mexican's hiding out over there.
ginger snaps1318 (10:18:30 PM): i know!!
ginger snaps1318 (10:18:45 PM): people need to learn to keep their illegal aliens quiet!
Death in Love 75 (10:18:54 PM): Yeah, like you.
Death in Love 75 (10:19:20 PM): You're a pro at keeping yours quiet, now if only you would- HEY, see, you WERE with him last night
ginger snaps1318 (10:19:45 PM): i was not!
Death in Love 75 (10:19:49 PM): You were too!
ginger snaps1318 (10:20:21 PM): and my mexicans know that if they're not quiet then their sorry wetback asses don't get food or cocaine.....
ginger snaps1318 (10:20:27 PM): god...that was soo racist
ginger snaps1318 (10:20:32 PM): i so take that back
Death in Love 75 (10:20:51 PM): You're a racist bitch.
Death in Love 75 (10:20:55 PM): ..
Death in Love 75 (10:20:58 PM): YOU HAVE MORE THAN ONE?!
ginger snaps1318 (10:21:44 PM): uh....
ginger snaps1318 (10:21:46 PM): um....
ginger snaps1318 (10:21:48 PM): no
ginger snaps1318 (10:21:51 PM): :-X
Death in Love 75 (10:21:56 PM): Sure! Where are you keeping them?
Death in Love 75 (10:22:22 PM): You sadistic whore.. keeping Mexicans like that. How did you smuggle them all? Huh? Huh? And how many have you slept with?!
Death in Love 75 (10:22:27 PM): You have sex slaves!
ginger snaps1318 (10:22:52 PM): i do not!!
ginger snaps1318 (10:23:03 PM): i...i just like to cuddle with them when you're gone
Death in Love 75 (10:23:22 PM): Which is like.. 24/7?
ginger snaps1318 (10:23:26 PM): and i treat them well...they get all the porn and booze they want
ginger snaps1318 (10:23:40 PM): well maybe if you made more of an effort to be around more i wouldn't have to!!
Death in Love 75 (10:23:41 PM): and sex.
ginger snaps1318 (10:23:46 PM): this is partially your fault
ginger snaps1318 (10:23:51 PM): only with each other......
Death in Love 75 (10:24:01 PM): Don't go blaming this on me! You can't keep your arms shut.
ginger snaps1318 (10:24:36 PM): if you weren't out being a whoring fucking fat american you could be in my arms!!!
ginger snaps1318 (10:24:38 PM): but nooo
ginger snaps1318 (10:24:44 PM): i'm just not enough woman for you
Death in Love 75 (10:25:03 PM): Gain some weight, then we'll talk..
Death in Love 75 (10:25:12 PM): Besides, when you became an STD, I had to seek love elsewhere.
ginger snaps1318 (10:25:30 PM): we could have used a condom...
ginger snaps1318 (10:25:38 PM): well...a bodybag in this case
Death in Love 75 (10:25:50 PM): Yes, let's but a giant rubber bag over you so we can be in contact with one another..
Death in Love 75 (10:25:59 PM): Sounds like too much work if you ask me.
Death in Love 75 (10:26:06 PM): Do your Mexican friends know about this?
ginger snaps1318 (10:26:16 PM): if you really loved me you would make it work!
ginger snaps1318 (10:26:17 PM): yes
ginger snaps1318 (10:26:27 PM): my mexicans accept and love me for who i am
Death in Love 75 (10:26:34 PM): Well, so does my moose.
Death in Love 75 (10:26:39 PM): Only, it's not really a moose!
Death in Love 75 (10:26:43 PM): It's a man in a moose suit.
ginger snaps1318 (10:26:54 PM): oh come off it already!!!
ginger snaps1318 (10:26:57 PM): we both know its not!!
Death in Love 75 (10:27:11 PM): IT WAS TOO
Death in Love 75 (10:27:23 PM): Meese can't speak!! But this one could!
ginger snaps1318 (10:27:43 PM): mmhmm...
ginger snaps1318 (10:28:07 PM): and exactly how much canadian food had you eaten before you met this moo....er...man?
Death in Love 75 (10:28:32 PM): I didn't eat any of the food.. it smelled like pot..
ginger snaps1318 (10:28:45 PM): maybe if you put the joint out it wouldn't have
Death in Love 75 (10:28:56 PM): No, no, no! The pot was IN the food.
Death in Love 75 (10:29:11 PM): Sounds like some twisted cooking.. the food wasn't in the pot.. the pot was in the food.
ginger snaps1318 (10:29:32 PM): that what you get for going to canadia!!
ginger snaps1318 (10:29:40 PM): and what were you doing there anyway?
Death in Love 75 (10:29:50 PM): ...at least I don't think it's a continent
Death in Love 75 (10:29:57 PM): That's a good question..
ginger snaps1318 (10:30:05 PM): .....
ginger snaps1318 (10:30:12 PM): *kills self*
Death in Love 75 (10:30:17 PM): No death!
Death in Love 75 (10:30:23 PM): Taking pills to off-set the death effects.
Death in Love 75 (10:30:27 PM): My eye is twitching..
ginger snaps1318 (10:31:12 PM): take the penis out
ginger snaps1318 (10:31:13 PM): slut
Death in Love 75 (10:31:16 PM): fuck you
ginger snaps1318 (10:31:24 PM): and i want the death to be on-set!!!!
Death in Love 75 (10:31:28 PM): ....
Death in Love 75 (10:31:31 PM): *throws penis at you*
ginger snaps1318 (10:31:48 PM): hey...its my favorite flavor...
ginger snaps1318 (10:31:51 PM): mmmm....penis
ginger snaps1318 (10:31:56 PM): *drools*
ginger snaps1318 (10:32:07 PM): *inserts in nose*
Death in Love 75 (10:32:10 PM): And I'm the whore..
ginger snaps1318 (10:32:17 PM): hehe...i gots a penis in my nose
Death in Love 75 (10:32:38 PM): lmfao
Death in Love 75 (10:32:40 PM): take that out
Death in Love 75 (10:32:43 PM): It doesn't belong there
Death in Love 75 (10:32:50 PM): I don't think the Mexican's would appreciate that much
ginger snaps1318 (10:33:43 PM): the mexicans love it
ginger snaps1318 (10:33:51 PM): :-X
Death in Love 75 (10:34:15 PM): You should rectify.
Death in Love 75 (10:34:54 PM): That's a funny word.
Death in Love 75 (10:34:56 PM): Rectify.
ginger snaps1318 (10:35:11 PM): lol
ginger snaps1318 (10:35:24 PM): that can't really be rectified
Death in Love 75 (10:35:31 PM): sure it can.
Death in Love 75 (10:35:32 PM): lol
ginger snaps1318 (10:35:39 PM): how?
Death in Love 75 (10:36:05 PM): Just remove it from your nose.
Death in Love 75 (10:36:08 PM): ..
Death in Love 75 (10:36:11 PM): there, rectified.
ginger snaps1318 (10:36:19 PM): but...i like it in the nose
Death in Love 75 (10:36:31 PM): I bet you do.
Death in Love 75 (10:36:33 PM): Doesn't it hurt?
ginger snaps1318 (10:36:51 PM): nope
ginger snaps1318 (10:36:52 PM): not at all
ginger snaps1318 (10:36:58 PM): kinda tickles, actually
Death in Love 75 (10:37:06 PM): Tongues are ticklish..
Death in Love 75 (10:37:13 PM): So is the roof of your mouth..
Death in Love 75 (10:37:16 PM): Well, mine is at least.
ginger snaps1318 (10:37:21 PM): mine is too
ginger snaps1318 (10:37:33 PM): my roof especially
Death in Love 75 (10:37:36 PM): Yeah
Death in Love 75 (10:37:37 PM): Mine too..
Death in Love 75 (10:37:43 PM): How does one discover such a thing:-\?
ginger snaps1318 (10:37:56 PM): well...
ginger snaps1318 (10:37:56 PM): uh...
ginger snaps1318 (10:37:59 PM): there was this one time....
Death in Love 75 (10:38:22 PM): This doesn't have to do with Canada does it?
ginger snaps1318 (10:38:33 PM): with a penguin, a penis and some frosting, but i'd rather not talk about that...
ginger snaps1318 (10:38:35 PM): no
ginger snaps1318 (10:38:42 PM): it happened in mongolia
Death in Love 75 (10:39:02 PM): Are their penguins in Mongolia?
ginger snaps1318 (10:39:16 PM): there are now
Death in Love 75 (10:39:46 PM): You took penguins out of their natural habitat so you could take advantage of the poor things?
ginger snaps1318 (10:40:33 PM): no
ginger snaps1318 (10:40:35 PM): albert did
Death in Love 75 (10:40:52 PM): Albert?!?!
ginger snaps1318 (10:41:53 PM): yes...albert
Death in Love 75 (10:42:08 PM): Who's Albert?
ginger snaps1318 (10:42:59 PM): albert fish
ginger snaps1318 (10:43:03 PM): the masochist, remember?
Death in Love 75 (10:43:23 PM): haha
Death in Love 75 (10:43:24 PM): fish
Death in Love 75 (10:43:26 PM): penguin
Death in Love 75 (10:43:33 PM): HAHAHA
ginger snaps1318 (10:44:04 PM): SEA TURTLE!!!
Death in Love 75 (10:44:24 PM): Oh lord, Tiffany. I think you have a problem. Animal attraction isn't normal.
Death in Love 75 (10:44:31 PM): Penguins, sea turtles, what's next? A moose?
ginger snaps1318 (10:44:41 PM): no hun, thats your job
ginger snaps1318 (10:44:47 PM): i'd never steal your meese
Death in Love 75 (10:45:11 PM): Do we have mooses in America?
ginger snaps1318 (10:46:54 PM): um...
ginger snaps1318 (10:47:01 PM): i don't think so
ginger snaps1318 (10:47:03 PM): maybe
Death in Love 75 (10:47:08 PM): They could cross the border.
Death in Love 75 (10:47:11 PM): Illegal mooses.
ginger snaps1318 (10:47:39 PM): who in their right mind would want to come to this shit hole?
Death in Love 75 (10:47:45 PM): ...
ginger snaps1318 (10:47:52 PM): meeses are smart...they stay in canada
Death in Love 75 (10:47:52 PM): Obviously your Mexicans
Death in Love 75 (10:48:02 PM): But you tempted them with sex, drugs, and rock 'n roll..
Death in Love 75 (10:48:15 PM): Maybe it's a frisky moose?
ginger snaps1318 (10:48:52 PM): it was a young, impressionable moose just out for an american thrill
Death in Love 75 (10:49:32 PM): Viva.. la.. America..
Death in Love 75 (10:49:33 PM): :-\
ginger snaps1318 (10:49:39 PM): no
ginger snaps1318 (10:49:43 PM): death la...america
Death in Love 75 (10:49:55 PM): Ducking terrorists.

 

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